this is comedy fucking gold you assholes
every time somebody comments on the color of the tacks or calls them pushpins on this post i gain power, soon i will be strong enough to destroy you all in one fatal dropkick get ready to be fucking annihilated
This Indian actress shut down a reporter for telling her to keep quiet about women’s rights.
I seem to have two forms of compliments I give, and I can only ever seem to give one or the other
"My goodness, what an amazing and beautiful creature you are. I am so very blessed to have known you at all, to be near you is a privilege in and of itself."
"ASDFGHJKL LET ME LOVE YOU, YOU ARE AWESOME AS FUCK."
bitch you lack so much class marx declared you a utopia
"It is never "only a dream""
RELEVANT TO HUMANITY
Relevant to tumblr.
Relevant to existence.
I am afraid this is actually a true thing, whether you want it to be true or not.
anyhoodle replied to your post: so Ive recently noticed your new fancy to Tom Hiddleston….*evil finger twiddle*YOU CANT ESCAPE THE HIDDLES EMBRACE HIM WATCH HIM DANCE CRY WITH ME
yOU CAN’T MAKE ME DO AN Y T HI N G
/SLIDES THE FUCK AWAY ON BACK CRYING
NO MY BROTHER
WE ARE THE STRONG, THE PROUD AND THE FEW
DO NOT BE SUCKED IN BY HIS CHEEKY GRIN, NOR THE WARM SMILE HIS FANS COMPARE TO THE WARMTH OF A SUMMER BREEZE, IT IS THE GATEWAY TO HELL FOR WHICH THERE IS NO RETURN. HIS FANDOM CORRUPTS AND TWISTS, THERE IS NO DAWN OR DAY
STAND WITH ME MY BROTHER, VIVA LA RESISTANCE!